Spoiler Warning: My next book contains a large battle and several smaller fights.

— Joe Abercrombie (@LordGrimdark) February 7, 2020

OK, here it is. Please don't start flame wars over it, but this year I'd like to apologise for killing (whispers)… Snape. *runs for cover*

— J.K. Rowling (@jk_rowling) May 2, 2017

Do Not Tickle The Ooze sign. pic.twitter.com/OO91Oa5JkT

— Neil Gaiman (@neilhimself) January 15, 2015

Ridcully : As a wizard, I must tell you that words have power.
Vetinari : As a politician, I must tell you I already know.

— Terry Pratchett 🖤 🤍👽 🐇 (@terryandrob) December 12, 2019

Spoiler Warning: My next book contains a large battle and several smaller fights.

— Joe Abercrombie (@LordGrimdark) February 7, 2020

The plural of axis is axes. The plural of axe is is axes. The plural of the the axe's axis is the axes' axes.

Now … what's the singular of axes?#AmWriting

— Mark Lawrence (@Mark__Lawrence) February 13, 2020

If this Taco Bell will not allow me to walk through the drive-thru I refuse to be held responsible for my own actions

— Pat Rothfuss (@PatrickRothfuss) November 9, 2019

EMPEROR: Rey, you are a Palpatine.
REY: what
EMPEROR: Your father is Wicket, an Ewok.
REY: what
EMPEROR: Wicket is my son.
REY: what
EMPEROR: I got really drunk and had an incident in a Build-a-Bear Workshop.
REY: WHAT
EMPEROR: Let me tell you about a guy named Darth Plagueis.

— Scott Lynch (@scottlynch78) February 22, 2020

Welcome, new followers
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— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) February 22, 2020

It's misleading and unhelpful to tell children that they can do anything if they really want to. No amount of wanting ever got me playing the guitar well. I just didn't have the talent. A blameless lack of talent is not a failure of moral will.

— Philip Pullman (@PhilipPullman) June 29, 2019

I went to the zoo and saw a piece of toast in a cage. The sign said BREAD IN CAPTIVITY.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) February 4, 2020