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Build Your Own Shakespearean Insult

You mewling pox-marked pumpion!
You beslubbered hell-hated measle!

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9 thoughts on “Build Your Own Shakespearean Insult”

Greg says:
May 19, 2018 at 11:10 am

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Ooh fun! The first one I came up with was frothy common- kissing pumpion. I rather like that :)

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- Anastasia says:
  May 20, 2018 at 9:24 am
  
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  That’s a good one :D
  
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Andrew G Lockhart says:
May 19, 2018 at 12:38 pm

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I loved doing this – Infectious, Bacon-fed Maggot-pie!
In this case, his infection has endured the ages and I love him for it.

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- Anastasia says:
  May 20, 2018 at 9:24 am
  
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  :D great insult
  
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whatsnonfiction says:
May 20, 2018 at 1:39 am

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This is amazing!

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- Anastasia says:
  May 20, 2018 at 9:25 am
  
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  I know right :D
  
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writteningeek says:
May 22, 2018 at 1:12 am

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I have friends who would do an entire Facebook chat using this! Hilarious!

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writteningeek says:
May 22, 2018 at 1:15 am

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Could you post this on your FB page so that I can share? Thanks!

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- Anastasia says:
  May 22, 2018 at 10:14 pm
  
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  Sure & done 😁 Facebook conversation of these sounds like fun, you have to take a screenshots if that happens
  
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