You mewling pox-marked pumpion!
You beslubbered hell-hated measle!

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Fun, isn’t it?

18 responses to “Build Your Own Shakespearean Insult”

  1. Ooh fun! The first one I came up with was frothy common- kissing pumpion. I rather like that :)

    1. That’s a good one :D

  2. I loved doing this – Infectious, Bacon-fed Maggot-pie!
    In this case, his infection has endured the ages and I love him for it.

    1. :D great insult

  3. Ooh fun! The first one I came up with was frothy common- kissing pumpion. I rather like that :)

    1. That’s a good one :D

  4. I loved doing this – Infectious, Bacon-fed Maggot-pie!
    In this case, his infection has endured the ages and I love him for it.

    1. :D great insult

  5. This is amazing!

    1. I know right :D

  6. This is amazing!

    1. I know right :D

  7. I have friends who would do an entire Facebook chat using this! Hilarious!

  8. Could you post this on your FB page so that I can share? Thanks!

    1. Sure & done 😁 Facebook conversation of these sounds like fun, you have to take a screenshots if that happens

  9. I have friends who would do an entire Facebook chat using this! Hilarious!

  10. Could you post this on your FB page so that I can share? Thanks!

    1. Sure & done 😁 Facebook conversation of these sounds like fun, you have to take a screenshots if that happens

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